[from the Jerusalem Post -"They stole almost everything inside the house, including Arafat's Nobel Peace Prize medal," said Ramallah-based Fatah spokesman Ahmed Abdel Rahman. Hamas militiamen and gangsters blew up the main entrance to the house before storming it. They stole many of Arafat's documents and files, gifts he had received from world leaders and even his military outfits.]Today the IOC (the International Olympics Committee) announced it has added new events to the Olympics - rugby and golf. In related news, the Swedish Academy announced that it has added a category to the Nobel Peace Prize for Good Intentions.
I have already applied to the Academy for the Nobel Healthy Living prize for dieting consistently, exercising regularly, and losing twenty pounds. I expect to hear from them any day now.
I have already applied to the Academy for the Nobel Healthy Living prize for dieting consistently, exercising regularly, and losing twenty pounds. I expect to hear from them any day now.
Maybe Hamas can trade Arafat's Nobel Peace Prize medal to Ron Goldman for OJ's Heisman trophy...? After all Arafat and Hamas are peace-lovers like Goldman is a halfback.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can go fuck yourself fat little man.
ReplyDeleteThanks to Anonymous. His inarticulate inferiority shows that "all men are created equal" refers only to legal rights.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Good one Jack! You told that bastard! Good going Jack you iconoclastic bohemian Joycean! Have at'em Jack, have at'em!
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