from my lengthy stomping of my pal Abood, I remain stuck in a motel in Osseo, Wisconsin, waiting for the return of clear weather tomorrow. Waiting is booooring. I am leaving tomorrow no matter what, rain or shine.
By the way, don't take my verbal fisticuffs with Abood too seriously. I probably shouldn't say this aloud, but he is actually a secret Jew and an Israeli agent. We just pretend to go at each other to improve his cover story and fake identity.
We won't even mention where he was at the time of the assassination of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in Dubai. But it did sound sooo realistic when Abood called out, "Room service!" to get al-Mabhouh to open the door.
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