WONDERFUL NEWS!!! I have just now finished the mo@@##$$%^&^*&*'king second draft of the 'Prequel to Hamlet'. It ain't good, but it IS done! Hurrah for closure!! I set out to write a bad play and I have damned well written one. I feel like a momentarily and slightly free man. Don't all rush forward at once to get a copy. I don't want anyone to be hurt in the stampede.
Free for now! Free for now! Great G_d A-mighty! Free for now!
Here is a link to it:
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgrn2jst_9n34hqqgg
If you are reading it in Windows, if you click on a footnote, press <-- Backspace to instantly return to the text.