Monday, September 11, 2006

Joys of Racism

Racial Inferiority is the Key to a Good Life
Curiously mythmakers generally credit those they despise with the qualities they would most like to have. It would be nice to be so good with money one could get it as a matter of course. It would be nice to be especially large in the sack. I would like to be childishly simple and happy all the time. Rich, hung, and happy is definitely the way to be.

1 comment:

  1. Trashman12:40 PM

    Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."

    "What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks. Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

    Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

    "What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.

    Bush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."