So far I've got -
"C'mon, tell me where you hid the launch codes and the button."
"Do I have to wear this suit and blue tie the whole time I'm president?"
"No, being a legacy admit at Yale is NOT the same as being an affirmative action admit at Harvard."
"I'm sorry I called you a bummer. I meant boomer. Really."
"You're kidding me, sir. It's this long?" -- Anonymous
"Damn...you do look like Alfred E. Newman." -- Harvey
"Don't worry, we've blocked public access to your Kenyan birth certificate until 2012." -- Nick Danger
You're kidding me, sir. It's this long?
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