Monday, January 22, 2007

An Admission

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope." --Art Buchwald (1925-2007)

Now that the Cracker Antisemite is momentarily in the news, I will meet his moral challenge and admit that I have lusted after women in my pants.


  1. desperate Househusband7:13 PM

    Wow...I have lusted after women in my car, and I have lusted after women in my neighborhood, but jack. I have to tell you, I have never lusted after women in you pants.

  2. Anonymous10:07 PM

    I am confused. I have lusted after a man in your pants Jack. What is it about your pants that they contain so much lust?

    The answer to that question will unlock the wisdom of the ages...