Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope." --Art Buchwald (1925-2007)
Now that the Cracker Antisemite is momentarily in the news, I will meet his moral challenge and admit that I have lusted after women in my pants.