Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Dead Pool 2008

Harvey's list

1. Britney-a no brainer
2. Musharif-ditto
3. Dan Rather
4. Dick Cheney
5. Barak Obama
6. O. BinLaden
7. Gloria Steinem
8. Lindsey Lohan
9. Paul Newman
10. Jimmy Carter


1. Bhutto - father
2. Bhutto - son
3. John McCain -- especially if the nomination is still undecided after Super Tuesday
4. Keith Richards
5. Jacques Chirac
6. George H. W. Bush
7. O. J. Simpson
8. Peter O'Toole
9. Fidel Castro
10 Muammar Khadafi

Sorry about so many Dying Hulks but I have not gotten many points lately.


  1. By publishing our list, you are showing the world what sick, perverted assholes we are. I had been hope to keep it a secret a little bit longer.

  2. Anonymous11:46 AM

    Gotta watch those edits. Not the first time I've caught you.

  3. Ohmigawd! An online conscience-cum-gadfly!

  4. I think you put up the wrong list for me. I'm sure I had Sir Edmond Hillary on my list somewhere.

  5. Your choice of Obama was hardball realism. There are a lot of people who would not think the White House anywhere near white enough with him in it. With a large enough population of self-selected recreants, one of them will act out. On the other hand do we want a president with the initials B.O.?

  6. B.O.? Bo...Why that's this week Parsha. It must be an omen. By the way, O'Bama, it that Irish?

  7. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Too bad you didn't have bobby fischer on your list, Jack

  8. Anonymous10:47 PM

    I'm surprised neither of you put Amy Winehouse on your lists. She's been ready to drop dead any minute for at least the past year or so.

  9. But Jack and I are faders. At the time, we had never heard of Amy Winehouse.

  10. I hesitate to ask what a fader is because I am pretty sure it is an Anglo expression for Alte Kocker....

  11. All right, Paul. Now let's get on with it Jimmy. Do everyone a favor, Rosaline, the party, the country, and get on with getting on. So far in the last few years, your end game has sucked.