OMG - I was a girl scout and I remember everything I learned, don't you just love fire.
"Where girlfriends come from." Your girlfriends? It's been as bad as all that?
Aren't you gay?
Yes, I am. But only in the sense of a queer Irishman - one who prefers women to liquor.
Good one, took you a week to think of that... Dud...