Friday, June 17, 2011

Good News, Bad News

[Many years to come]

I got the results of two days of cardiology testing yesterday. The good news is that the results of all the tests were normal. Which means I am likely to live a good many years to come. And also that I have no reason not to set out for Alaska and the lands of the northwest of the world.

The bad news is that I plan to continue being as much of a pain in the ass to as many people as I can.



  1. Anonymous10:24 PM

    You truly are an expert at that.

  2. Anonymous8:08 AM

    This is bad news. This is very bad news.

  3. Congrats on the clean bill of health. And nice picture, although we can't see the rest of you so this may in fact be and Anthony Weiner type of moment.

  4. Nick Danger9:47 PM

    Great to see that you will continue to be a healthy pain to all those who deserve it. Good luck on your trip, and I look forward to news of your adventures. I know you like that picture, but maybe you could re-take it so that it won't look like the shofar is growing out of the side of your head.

  5. Anthony Weiner is a big disappointment to me. I was gearing up a whole it's-a-plot-to-smear-liberals paranoid wingding and then the schmuck admits it. Grrrr!

  6. Actually, I should have had two shofars growing out of my head. That would have fulfilled the medieval notion that Jews have horns.

  7. Jasmin10:30 AM

    I'm happy for you Jack. After all your talk on here, I hope you're alive and well to blog about the destruction of Israel.

  8. Mustafa allhama abbasian farrok muhammad2:09 PM

    Well Jew, it is true that Jews live longer because having so much money makes them quasi immortal.