Sunday, November 01, 2009

The Right of Self-Defense

In what is sure to become an annual Dia de Los Muertes ritual, I unwrapped the remaining Halloween candy and threw it one by one into the garbage disposal. After a couple of pounds of little snickers bars (Lambeau Field booing the return of long-time Packers quarterback Bret Favre - in a Vikings uniform. Boooooo!) KitKats, and Reese's peanut butter cups, the disposal began malfunctioning.

The repair guy fiddled with it a while and said it is overweight and pre-diabetic. He suggested running it more often and for longer and grinding up celery and carrots.

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