Man says to a woman at a cannibal feast "are you having a good time?""I'm having a ball"
An Arab walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?" The frog said, "East Jerusalem. There's hundreds of them."
Damien, I read a report in the Anti-Popery Gazette that Ireland is dogged by alcoholism, rapes of boys by priests, gambling, prostitution, a debt crisis, massive unemployment, retrograde public education, rising admissions to mental hospitals, bigotry and antisemitism, a declining stock market, rising levels of HIV infection and drug addiction, resumption of emigration, and the occupation of seven of its counties by a foreign power. I wonder if you would like to comment on that?