Thursday, July 15, 2010

Brevity is ...

A male giraffe and a bull elephant are having mixed drinks in a bar. The waiter brings the check and the giraffe grabs it, saying, "The highballs are on me."



  1. Man says to a woman at a cannibal feast "are you having a good time?"
    "I'm having a ball"

  2. Nick Danger11:59 AM

    An Arab walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?" The frog said, "East Jerusalem. There's hundreds of them."

  3. Damien, I read a report in the Anti-Popery Gazette that Ireland is dogged by alcoholism, rapes of boys by priests, gambling, prostitution, a debt crisis, massive unemployment, retrograde public education, rising admissions to mental hospitals, bigotry and antisemitism, a declining stock market, rising levels of HIV infection and drug addiction, resumption of emigration, and the occupation of seven of its counties by a foreign power.

    I wonder if you would like to comment on that?

  4. Anonymous8:37 PM