There once was a lad from El Cerrito Who said “Rosita, this idea is quite neat-o. Let’s combine salsa and chips With handcuffs and whips, I’ll eat your taco, you suck my burrito,”
When Rosita bit a chunk off Jack's hunk, She proclaimed that the stories weren't bunk, As she swallowed it down Rosita did drown 'Neath a torrent of delicious junk.
Our Rosita's taco did shiver At the thought of what Jack did deliver. As her legs they did spread She was ne'er filled with dread For her taco so fondly did quiver.
On checking beneath her large thigh,
ReplyDeleteThe old broad did let out a cry,
For Jack had been blown
To a place not yet known
By his mind, his libido, and I.
WARNING:
Sublimation causes literary fecundity.
On checking beneath her large thigh,
ReplyDeleteThe old broad did let out a cry,
For Jack had been blown
To a place not yet known
By his mind, his libido, and I.
WARNING:
Sublimation causes literary fecundity.
Once again, Jack rises to the occasion!
ReplyDeleteBravo, Jack and congratulations on the new comment-maker. Maybe you should let her light your candle. Or perhaps she already has..........
1 lusty libido
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1 lusty libido
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Jack the Happy
There once was a lad from El Cerrito
ReplyDeleteWho said “Rosita, this idea is quite neat-o.
Let’s combine salsa and chips
With handcuffs and whips,
I’ll eat your taco, you suck my burrito,”
When Rosita bit a chunk off Jack's hunk,
ReplyDeleteShe proclaimed that the stories weren't bunk,
As she swallowed it down
Rosita did drown
'Neath a torrent of delicious junk.
And a hay nonny nonny no.... youse guys ought to get a room!
ReplyDeleteOur Rosita's taco did shiver
ReplyDeleteAt the thought of what Jack did deliver.
As her legs they did spread
She was ne'er filled with dread
For her taco so fondly did quiver.